10/7/25. I remember once I was putting Icy Hot on my sore leg and a girl stopped by and said you look sexy doing that and I said I do? and she said yes. So ever since then, I was going through a tube of Icy Hot every day...lol 

11/15/25. I remember once I had a bad leg and was limping as I was walking pass this officer and he noticed my leg and said, how are you doing with your leg and I said I'm dealing and he said excuse me? And I said, what I meant was I'm dealing with my bad leg. Bad choice of words I guess...lol 

1/1/26. I remember once (years ago) I got puller over for DIU and the officer wanted me to walk a straight line (walk & turn) and all he had was transparent tape, really at night?

1/23/26. A lady customer asked me to help her lift a bag of rock salt into her car yesterday and afterwards she said, boy are your strong and I was thinking, if I don't take a shower this weekend, I will be strong!

1/30/26. Boy, it was so cold outside this morning, I was telling people if you see a limb on the ground, it's probably mine! Just leave it, I'll pick it up later!

2/5/26. I remember once I got into this big fight. It was brutal, it was awful! One punch to the left, one punch to the right, one kick to the left and one kick to the right and feeling the pain go right through my whole body, agony I tell ya!  And finally, I had enough, no more, that was it! And I looked up and said you win; I owe you $5.00 Mary!

2/11/26. When I moved into this trailer many moons ago, I automatically became an expert on ceiling water leaks...lol And there's nothing like finally sitting down after a long hard day of work only to be greeted by the sounds of drip, drip, drip really! WTF translation (what the fudge)!  Are we having fun yet? 

2/19/26. What did one hockey stick say to the other hockey stick, I don't give a puck!