10/7/25. I remember once I was putting Icy Hot on my sore leg and a girl stopped by and said you look sexy doing that and I said I do? and she said yes. So ever since then, I was going through a tube of Icy Hot every day...lol 

11/15/25. I remember once I had a bad leg and was limping as I was walking pass this officer and he noticed my leg and said, how are you doing with your leg and I said I'm dealing and he said excuse me? And I said, what I meant was I'm dealing with my bad leg. Bad choice of words I guess...lol 

1/1/26. I remember once (years ago) I got puller over for DIU and the officer wanted me to walk a straight line (walk & turn) and all he had was transparent tape, really at night?

1/23/26. A lady customer asked me to help her lift a bag of rock salt into her car yesterday and afterwards she said, boy are your strong and I was thinking, if I don't take a shower this weekend, I will be strong!

1/30/26. Boy, it was so cold outside this morning, I was telling people if you see a limb on the ground, it's probably mine! Just leave it, I'll pick it up later!

2/5/26. I remember once I got into this big fight. It was brutal, it was awful! One punch to the left, one punch to the right, one kick to the left and one kick to the right and feeling the pain go right through my whole body, agony I tell ya!  And finally, I had enough, no more, that was it! And I looked up and said you win; I owe you $5.00 Mary!

2/11/26. When I moved into this trailer many moons ago, I automatically became an expert on ceiling water leaks...lol And there's nothing like finally sitting down after a long hard day of work only to be greeted by the sounds of drip, drip, drip really! WTF translation (what the fudge)!  Are we having fun yet? 

2/19/26. What did one hockey stick say to the other hockey stick, I don't give a puck! 

3/7/26. Gee, trying to find places where I can hang my clothes on after doing the washing and drying is becoming a real challenge for me around here lately (running out of space)! I've been hanging so many clothes on one doorknob recently, well make that 3 doorknobs and soon to be looking for more, I'm afraid all the doorknobs are going to fall on the floor one day! What a beautiful sight that will be! I just hope my knobs hang in there!   

4/24/26. I remember once I was having a conversation with other people about this past Winter and how cold and snowy it was. And they said, wow, it must have been a tough Winter for you working in the parking lot and I said yes, it was but I made it through. In fact, I had written some letters of encouragement and had them sent back to myself...lol

5/5/26. I had a doctor once named Dr. Reach. They should have called him Dr. Reach-In-Your-Pocket! 

5/15/26. I remember once someone told me at a job I use to work at not to smile too much and I said why and he said because they will end up having you take a drug test...lol 

5/20/26. I remember years ago I was on a plane, and I overheard the pilot say to the co-pilot "what's this button for"?

5/29/26. What did the arm say to the tube of Icy Hot? Don't rub it in! 

5/29/26. What did the astronomy teacher ask his student? Can you show me Uranus. 

7/24/26. I remember once years ago I had some trash to get rid of, so I went to the weight station with my pick-up. When I got to the weight station the guy told me to pull forwards which I did so he could weight me. The guy told me that will be $280.00 and I said wow $280.00 that's expensive and then my best friend at that time told me he had to use the restroom, so I said OKAY make it quick. And then the guy in the box said oh wait a minute I was wrong I made a mistake, that will be $80.00 instead...lol 

7/24/26. I don't know how true this story is but back in the 70's there was this commercial plane ready for take-off. So, when the plane got in the air, the pilot notice the plane was flying at an angle and no matter how much they tried to correct it, the plane still flew at an angle. So, the pilot said to the co-pilot, wait one minute I'm going to go back there and see if I can find what's causing this plane to angle so much. So, as he went back into the plane, he looked around and then noticed this very large person sitting down by the window. So, he went up to him and said sir I was wondering if you could sit in the middle isle and he said OKAY and the pilot said thanks! So, the pilot went back to the front and the co-pilot said to him it's okay now the plane has leveled off and the pilot said I know. And the co-pilot said you know and the pilot said yes, all it was, was just a matter of adjusting some much-needed weight that's all no worries...lol